I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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