I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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