Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I love you.
Bad choice
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