what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
