Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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