you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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