The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
