Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He? As in you personified your dick?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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