at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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