We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The Olympian is in my bed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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