he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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