the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
