i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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