All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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