Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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