We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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