plz talk dirty to me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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