True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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