Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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