You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sext me about skeletons
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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