why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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