OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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