How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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