do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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