I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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