haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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