Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
