it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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