So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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