Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My ass is underappreciated
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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