She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I cut my penus on the lid.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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