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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.

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(703): View more from Virginia

A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.

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(406): View more from Montana

Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.

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(574): View more from Indiana

I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later

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(516): View more from New York

I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn

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