D3 body, D1 cock
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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