you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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