we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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