hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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