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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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