My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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