The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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