It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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