you would pick up someone in the library
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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