This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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