she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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