I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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