was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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