you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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