I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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