i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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