Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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