Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
