Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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