I feel like I'm in dance class right now
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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