don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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